Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The relative importance of files \ | depends on their cost in terms of the | | human effort needed to regenerate them. | | | \ -- T. A. Dolotta / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;