Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why are you watching The washing \ | machine? I love entertainment So long | | as it's clean. | | | | Professor Doberman: | | | | While the preceding poem is unarguably | | a change from the guarded pessimism of | | "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be | | regarded as an unqualified improvement. | | Obscurity is of value only when it | | tends to clarify the poetic experience. | | As much as one is compelled to admire | | the poem's technique, one must question | | whether its byplay of complex literary | | allusions does not in fact distract | | from the unity of the whole. In the | | final analysis, one receives the | | distinct impression that the poem's | | length could safely have been reduced | | by a factor of eight or ten without | | sacrificing any of its meaning. It is | | to be hoped that further publication of | | this poem can be suspended pending a | | thorough investigation of its potential | \ subversive implications. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;