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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Why are you watching The washing        \
| machine? I love entertainment So long   |
| as it's clean.                          |
|                                         |
| Professor Doberman:                     |
|                                         |
| While the preceding poem is unarguably  |
| a change from the guarded pessimism of  |
| "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be     |
| regarded as an unqualified improvement. |
| Obscurity is of value only when it      |
| tends to clarify the poetic experience. |
| As much as one is compelled to admire   |
| the poem's technique, one must question |
| whether its byplay of complex literary  |
| allusions does not in fact distract     |
| from the unity of the whole. In the     |
| final analysis, one receives the        |
| distinct impression that the poem's     |
| length could safely have been reduced   |
| by a factor of eight or ten without     |
| sacrificing any of its meaning. It is   |
| to be hoped that further publication of |
| this poem can be suspended pending a    |
| thorough investigation of its potential |
\ subversive implications.                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;