Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I will not say that women have no \ | character; rather, they have a new one | | every day. | | | \ -- Heine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;