Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chicken Soup: \ | | | An ancient miracle drug containing | | equal parts of aureomycin, | | | | cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only | | ailment chicken soup | | | | can't cure is neurotic dependence on | | one's mother. | | | | -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to | \ Yiddish" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;