Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / comment: \ | | | A superfluous element of a source | | program included so the | | | | programmer can remember what the hell | | it was he was doing | | | | six months later. Only the weak-minded | | need them, according | | | \ to those who think they aren't. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;