Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Don't worry about people stealing your \ | ideas. If your ideas are any good, | | you'll have to ram them down people's | | throats." | | | \ -- Howard Aiken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;