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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,   \
| And munched and mumbled a bare old      |
| bone; For many a year he had gnawed it  |
| near, For meat was hard to come by.     |
|                                         |
| Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills |
| he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to    |
| come by.                                |
|                                         |
| Up came Tom with his big boots on. Said |
| he to Troll: "Pray, what is youn? For   |
| it looks like the shin o' my nuncle     |
| Tim, As should be a-lyin in graveyard.  |
|                                         |
| Caveyard! Paveyard! This many a year    |
| has Tim been gone, And I thought he     |
| were lyin' in graveyard."               |
|                                         |
| "My lad," said Troll, "this bone I      |
| stole. But what be bones that lie in a  |
| hole? Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o'  |
| lead, Afore I found his shinbone.       |
|                                         |
| Tinbone! Thinbone! He can spare a share |
| for a poor old troll For he don't need  |
| his shinbone."                          |
|                                         |
| Said Tom: "I don't see why the likes o' |
| thee Without axin' leave should go      |
| makin' free With the shank or the shin  |
| o' my father's kin; So hand the old     |
| bone over!                              |
|                                         |
| Rover! Trover! Though dead he be, it    |
| belongs to he; So hand the old bnone    |
| over!"                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- J. R. R. Tolkien                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;