Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A young husband with an inferiority \ | complex insisted he was just a little | | pebble on the beach. The marriage | | counselor told him, "If you wish to | | save your marriage, you'd better be a | \ little boulder." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;