Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Don't put off for tomorrow what you can \ | do today because if you enjoy it today, | \ you can do it again tomorrow. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;