Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I sat laughing snidely into my notebook \ | until they showed me a PC running | | Linux.... And did this PC choke? Did it | | stutter? Did it, even once, say that | | this program has performed an illegal | | operation and must be shut down? No. | | And this is just on the client. | | | \ -- LAN Times / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;