Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, \ | love is something to be passed around | | freely, not spooned down someone's | | throat for their own good by a Jewish | \ mother who cooked it all by herself. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;