Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What is tolerance? -- it is the \ | consequence of humanity. We are all | | formed of frailty and error; let us | | pardon reciprocally each other's folly | | -- that is the first law of nature. | | | \ -- Voltaire / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;