Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Engram, n.: \ | | | 1. The physical manifestation of human | | memory -- "the engram." 2. A particular | | memory in physical form. [Usage note: | | this term is no longer in common use. | | Prior to Wilson and Magruder's historic | | discovery, the nature of the engram was | | a topic of intense speculation among | | neuroscientists, psychologists, and | | even computer scientists. In 1994 | | Professors M. R. Wilson and W. V. | | Magruder, both of Mount St. Coax | | University in Palo Alto, proved | | conclusively that the mammalian brain | | is hardwired to interpret a set of | | thirty seven genetically transmitted | | cooperating TECO macros. Human memory | | was shown to reside in 1 million | | Q-registers as Huffman coded | | uppercase-only ASCII strings. Interest | | in the engram has declined | | substantially since that time.] | | | | -- New Century Unabridged English | | Dictionary, | | | \ 3rd edition, 2007 A.D. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;