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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Engram, n.:                             \
|                                         |
| 1. The physical manifestation of human  |
| memory -- "the engram." 2. A particular |
| memory in physical form. [Usage note:   |
| this term is no longer in common use.   |
| Prior to Wilson and Magruder's historic |
| discovery, the nature of the engram was |
| a topic of intense speculation among    |
| neuroscientists, psychologists, and     |
| even computer scientists. In 1994       |
| Professors M. R. Wilson and W. V.       |
| Magruder, both of Mount St. Coax        |
| University in Palo Alto, proved         |
| conclusively that the mammalian brain   |
| is hardwired to interpret a set of      |
| thirty seven genetically transmitted    |
| cooperating TECO macros. Human memory   |
| was shown to reside in 1 million        |
| Q-registers as Huffman coded            |
| uppercase-only ASCII strings. Interest  |
| in the engram has declined              |
| substantially since that time.]         |
|                                         |
| -- New Century Unabridged English       |
| Dictionary,                             |
|                                         |
\ 3rd edition, 2007 A.D.                  /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;