Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Duct tape is like the force. It has a \ | light side, and a dark side, and it | | holds the universe together ... | | | \ -- Carl Zwanzig / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;