Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Scientists were preparing an experiment \ | to ask the ultimate question. They had | | worked for months gathering one each of | | every computer that was built. Finally | | the big day was at hand. All the | | computers were linked together. They | | asked the question, "Is there a God?". | | Lights started blinking, flashing and | | blinking some more. Suddenly, there was | | a loud crash, and a bolt of lightning | | came down from the sky, struck the | | computers, and welded all the | | connections permanently together. | \ "There is now", came the reply. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;