Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real \ | thing; a confusion of the real with the | | ideal never goes unpunished. | | | \ -- Goethe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;