Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If I don't document something, it's \ | usually either for a good reason, or a | | bad reason. In this case it's a good | | reason. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Jan17.005405.16806@netlabs.com> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;