Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Saints should always be judged guilty \ | until they are proved innocent. | | | | -- George Orwell, "Reflections on | \ Gandhi" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;