Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Lemme make sure I'm not wasting \ | time here... bcwhite will remove | | | | pkgs that havent been fixed that have | | outstanding bugs of severity | | | | "important". True or false? jim: | | "important" or higher. True. Then | | we're about to lose ftp.debian.org and | | dpkg :) * netgod will miss dpkg -- it | | was occasionally useful We still | \ have rpm.... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;