Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We don't know who it was that \ | discovered water, but we're pretty sure | | that it wasn't a fish. | | | \ -- Marshall McLuhan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;