Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #5 \ | | | THE ATOMIC GRANDMOTHER: | | | | This humorous but heart-warming story | | tells of an elderly woman | | | | forced to work at a nuclear power plant | | in order to help the family | | | | make ends meet. At night, granny sits | | on the porch, tells tales | | | | of her colorful past, and the family | | uses her to cook barbecues | | | | and to power small electrical | | appliances. Maureen Stapleton gives | | | \ a glowing performance. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;