Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Wait! You have not been prepared! \ | | | -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", | \ stardate 3113.2 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;