Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Leslie West heads for the sticks, to \ | Providence, Rhode Island and tries to | | hide behind a beard. No good. There are | | still too many people and too many | | stares, always taunting, always | | smirking. He moves to the outskirts of | | town. He finds a place to live -- huge | | mansion, dirt cheap, caretaker | | included. He plugs in his guitar and | | plays as loud as he wants, day and | | night, and there's no one to laugh or | | boo or even look bored. | | | | Nobody's cut the grass in months. | | What's happened to that caretaker? What | | neighborhood people there are start to | | talk, and what kids there are start to | | get curious. A 13 year-old blond with | | an angelic face misses supper. Before | | the summer's end, four more teenagers | | have disappeared. The senior class | | president, Barnard-bound come autumn, | | tells Mom she's going out to a movie | | one night and stays out. The town's up | | in arms, but just before the police | | take action, the kids turn up. They've | | found a purpose. They go home for their | | stuff and tell the folks not to worry | | but they'll be going now. They're in a | | band. | | | \ -- Ira Kaplan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;