Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Blessed are they that have nothing to \ | say, and who cannot be persuaded to say | | it. | | | \ -- James Russell Lowell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;