Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Force is what holds everything \ | together. It has its dark side, and it | | has its light side. It's sort of like | \ cosmic duct tape. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;