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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "The stars are made of the same atoms   \
| as the earth." I usually pick one small |
| topic like this to give a lecture on.   |
| Poets say science takes away from the   |
| beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas |
| atoms. Nothing is "mere." I too can see |
| the stars on a desert night, and feel   |
| them. But do I see less or more? The    |
| vastness of the heavens stretches my    |
| imagination -- stuck on this carousel   |
| my little eye can catch                 |
| one-million-year-old light. A vast      |
| pattern -- of which I am a part --      |
| perhaps my stuff was belched from some  |
| forgotten star, as one is belching      |
| there. Or see them with the greater eye |
| of Palomar, rushing all apart from some |
| common starting point when they were    |
| perhaps all together. What is the       |
| pattern, or the meaning, or the *why?*  |
| It does not do harm to the mystery to   |
| know a little about it. For far more    |
| marvelous is the truth than any artists |
| of the past imagined! Why do the poets  |
| of the present not speak of it? What    |
| men are poets who can speak of Jupiter  |
| if he were like a man, but if he is an  |
| immense spinning sphere of methane and  |
| ammonia must be silent?                 |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard P. Feynman (1918-1988)       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;