Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Beggar to well-dressed businessman: \ | | | "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of | \ Chivas?" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;