Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a \ | subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL CHLORIDE | \ ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;