Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "It is the creationists who \ | blasphemously are claiming that God is | | cheating | | | | us in a stupid way." | | | \ -- J. W. Nienhuys / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;