Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A mighty creature is the germ, Though \ | smaller than the pachyderm. His | | customary dwelling place Is deep within | | the human race. His childish pride he | | often pleases By giving people strange | | diseases. Do you, my poppet, feel | | infirm? You probably contain a germ. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;