Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If someone were to ask me for a short \ | cut to sensuality, I would suggest he | | go shopping for a used 427 | | Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to | | warn you that of the 300 guys who | | switched to them in 1966, only two went | | back to women. | | | \ -- Mort Sahl / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;