Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / No matter how old a mother is, she \ | watches her middle-aged children for | | signs of improvement. | | | \ -- Florida Scott-Maxwell / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;