Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Democracy is the worst form of \ | government except all those other forms | | that have been tried from time to time. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;