Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Minnesota -- \ | | | home of the blonde hair and blue ears. | | | | mosquito supplier to the free world. | | | | come fall in love with a loon. | | | | where visitors turn blue with envy. | | | | one day it's warm, the rest of the year | | it's cold. | | | | land of many cultures -- mostly throat. | | | | where the elite meet sleet. | | | | glove it or leave it. | | | | many are cold, but few are frozen. | | | | land of the ski and home of the crazed. | | | \ land of 10,000 Petersons. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;