Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any Member introducing or causing to be \ | introduced a dog into the Society's | | premises shall be liable to a fine of | | £5 inflicted by the Treasurer. Any | | animal leading a blind person shall be | | deemed to be a cat. Any animal entering | | on Police business shall be deemed to | | be a wombat. | | | \ -- Rule 51, Oxford Union Society / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;