Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I'd love to go out with you, but the \ | last time I went out, I never came | \ back." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;