Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is the story of the bee Whose sex \ | is very hard to see | | | | You cannot tell the he from the she But | | she can tell, and so can he | | | | The little bee is never still She has | | no time to take the pill | | | | And that is why, in times like these | \ There are so many sons of bees. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;