Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The so-called lessons of history are \ | for the most part the rationalizations | | of the victors. History is written by | | the survivors. | | | \ -- Max Lerner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;