Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The reason that every major university \ | maintains a department of mathematics | | is that it's cheaper than | \ institutionalizing all those people. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;