Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Pull-the-Plug, Slice the Pie: \ | | | A fantasy in which an offspring | | mentally tallies up the net worth of | | his parents. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;