Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There's certainly precedent for that \ | already too. (Not claiming it's *good* | | precedent, mind you. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;