Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Flattery is all right -- if you don't \ | inhale." | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;