Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath \ | is too hot.'" | | | \ -- Dr. Who / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;