Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If you think nobody cares if you're \ | alive, try missing a couple of car | | payments. | | | \ -- Earl Wilson / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;