Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The wise programmer is told about the \ | Tao and follows it. The average | | programmer is told about the Tao and | | searches for it. The foolish programmer | | is told about the Tao and laughs at it. | | If it were not for laughter, there | | would be no Tao. | | | | The highest sounds are the hardest to | | hear. Going forward is a way to | | retreat. Greater talent shows itself | | late in life. Even a perfect program | | still has bugs. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;