Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- The writing implement is more potent \ | than the claymore. -- All articles that | | coruscate with resplendence are not | | truly auriferous. -- When there are | | visible vapors having the prevenience | | in ignited carbonaceous | | | | materials, there is conflagration. -- | | Sorting on the part of mendicants must | | be interdicted. -- A plethora of | | individuals wither expertise in | | culinary techniques vitiated | | | | the potable concoction produced by | | steeping certain coupestibles. -- The | | person presenting the ultimate | | cachinnation possesses thereby the | | | | optimal cachinnation. | | | | -- Eleemosynary deeds have their | \ initial incidence intramurally. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;