Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of \ | Time magazine, that women with bad legs | | should stick to long skirts because | \ they cover a multitude of shins. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;