Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The inherent vice of capitalism is the \ | unequal sharing of blessings; the | | inherent virtue of socialism is the | | equal sharing of misery. | | | \ -- Churchill / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;