Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / > Ok, I see you know what you're doing \ | :-) | | | | Either that or I've gotten pretty good | \ at faking it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;