Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I was a boy I was told that \ | anybody could become President. Now I'm | | beginning to believe it. | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;